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Horn
When you're alone when you're forlorn
When your love life makes you want to mourn
And when it's late and you've got the horn
Everybody's surfing for internet porn
People may scoff people may scorn
But everybody's at it, everybody's drawn
To exotic bodies all shaven and shorn
Everybody's surfing for internet porn
On left handed websites 'til early early dawn
Where everyone's as naked as the day they were born
And some of these poor women seem to be deformed
Everybody's surfing for internet porn
And now my mouse is getting very warm
I'm whipping up a froth whipping up a storm
Boy I really know how to perform
Everybody's surfing for internet porn
Oh no I don't think my curtains were drawn
And the neighbours have been watching me at number 34
I don't think they'll be calling around for coffee any more
Everybody's surfing for internet porn
© Johnny Jet 2007
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