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Where Have All the Biros Gone
Where have all the biros gone
I can't ever flaming find one
There used to be one on the fridge
But somebody has stolen it
There's only so much I can take
Where the hell's that sellotape
And all the other things I own
Have run away and all left home
How can I take over the world
And win the hearts of beautiful girls
Bring my enemies to their knees
If I can't even find my keys
Now I've really had enough
Has anybody seen my stuff
Where's the charger for my phone
My battery's flat I'm all alone
I know I'm missing lots of calls
I know I know my love life's stalled
It's all part of an evil plot
To destroy me with odd socks
And final demands overdue
And missing shoes and missing you
How can I take over the world
And win the hearts of beautiful girls
Bring my enemies to their knees
If I can't even find my keys
The world can turn, the world can burn
But that's not my main concern
The only thing that's on my mind
Are all the things I can never find
Searching for love and lost library books
They're always in
The last place you look
© Johnny Jet 2007
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