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Are You Happy With Your Life
A Song I Wrote This Afternoon
Baby, Since You've Been Gone
Bad Tempered Girlfriend
Belly Dancer
Buy One Get One Free
Call My Name
Car Crash
Clean Way Forward
Complete Control
Elvis in my Pocket
Emo Kind of Guy
Fear of Flying
Foolish Lover
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Want to Die
If I Was Your Man
I Was a Teenage Sex Kitten
I Wrote This Song for You
The Day I Won the Lottery
Middle Class
One More Time
Out of the Blue
Power Shower
Science Fiction
Sexy Sydney
Smoke on the Water
Sometimes I Understand You
Sweetest Thing
Tangled Up With You
Taste It
Thinking Out Loud
The More I Sleep
Fear of Flying

"Cabin crew - doors to automatic",
Words guaranteed to make you panic
Words guaranteed to make you sweat
Strapped in trapped inside this jumbo jet

Going by air was a very bad decision
So I've decided to adopt the crash position
Just in case the flight doesn't last very long
In case the Wright brothers
Got it wrong

Statistics say it's safe, but statistically speaking
There's a very good chance of my underpants leaking
No I wouldn't say I'm frightened, I wouldn't say I'm scared
But when I've left my seat, I wouldn't sit there

Now we're on the runway, we're going faster
We're trying to avert an underwear disaster
Yeah Lord I'm ready please take me up to heaven
And back down again in this seven forty seven

But "Cabin crew - doors to automatic",
I wonder if the Captain ever said that
On the Titanic?

© Johnny Jet 2007

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