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Are You Happy With Your Life
A Song I Wrote This Afternoon
Baby, Since You've Been Gone
Bad Tempered Girlfriend
Belly Dancer
Buy One Get One Free
Call My Name
Car Crash
Clean Way Forward
Complete Control
Elvis in my Pocket
Emo Kind of Guy
Fear of Flying
Foolish Lover
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Want to Die
If I Was Your Man
I Was a Teenage Sex Kitten
I Wrote This Song for You
The Day I Won the Lottery
Middle Class
One More Time
Out of the Blue
Power Shower
Science Fiction
Sexy Sydney
Smoke on the Water
Sometimes I Understand You
Sweetest Thing
Tangled Up With You
Taste It
Thinking Out Loud
The More I Sleep
The Day I Won the Lottery

The day I won the lottery I told my mates at work,
Said it hadn't changed me, they said, yes, you're still a jerk,
But jealousy and envy is why they hate my guts,
And the fact they hadn't joined my lottery syndicate

The day I won the lottery I rushed back to my place,
Shouted out the good news, told my wife to pack her case,
She said, "Oh great, should I pack for the slopes or somewhere hot?",
I said, "I don't care just pack it, just pack it and p**s off".

© Johnny Jet 2007

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